You've ravaged pinterest for the cutest hair styles, you've shopped for hours and hours online in the middle of the night and searched high and low, from top to bottom in every store of the mall and tried on hundreds of potential "perfect outfits" for yourself, your significant other, your kids, your dog, your cat…and if you don't have a pet, you've seriously contemplated asking the neighbor if you can borrow their pet for the day just so you could buy that super cute puppy bow tie you saw in the J. Crew catalog that just landed in your mail box.
Phew! The day has finally arrived. You jump out of bed, hop in the shower, blow dry your hair, add in some mousse, curl your hair, tease your hair, spray in some texture, then some hairspray, tease it a bit more and straighten your bangs. You roll your kids out of bed and/or drag your husband out of bed, throw everyone (all together if that's what it takes!) in to the bath tub, pull out all those awesome outfits from the closet that have been hiding on the top shelf (out of reach of everyone and everything so that nothing and I mean NOTHING gets close to them and ruins your perfect-color-coordinated-pinteresty-did-I-say-perfect-theme). You turn the coffee pot on, hoping a couple cups of coffee will make that handsome hunk of a man you love, want to smile. WITH. TEETH. You begin making a breakfast worthy of a few guilt trips - "Mommy likes it best when you're happy. Remember your breakfast this morning? Didn't that make you happy? Don't you want mommy to be happy? You do? Well then you need to smile, because that will make mommy REALLY happy." You put on your make-up, get yourself dressed, give your honey a few extra special glances to make sure he's doing everything you told him to do with his hair, get the kids dressed, pack a crap ton of bribes errrrr, I mean SNACKS in your purse and herd the best looking family on the planet towards the car, silently promising God that you will do just about anything if your kids can just make it down the front steps and into the car without falling down or getting something sticky on their clothes - you know you can't be too specific at this point because God only knows how many possible ways your children could actually ruin their clothes in a 60 second window of time.
Are we done yet?
Nope! The fun has just begun! Now comes the real work. Sitting. Who knew sitting could be SO. HARD. You're just hoping that at the end of this experience your kids won't completely embarrass you and that your husband won't hate you too much by the time this is all over. I mean, you're expecting a little silent treatment due to the fact that, the Seahawks are only playing the BIGGEST. GAME. OF. THE. SEASON. RIGHT. NOW. All the stress of the day is causing you to hold your breath but then you realize that when you hold your breath your stomach looks flatter and that makes you look a little skinnier, so you keep that up and pray for all the other fluffy spots to just disappear for 10 minutes (you see, photography and godliness are pretty much the same thing, look at how much you've already talked to God today and it's not even noon!) Maybe you should just shoot for the moon at this point and hope you don't look as awkward as you feel too!
And now you're laughing because everything you just read reminded you of one such experience you (or your neighbor) have had. But something good is coming of all of that chaos. Your family had a good time. Heck, your super hot sexy man is actually smiling a REAL smile. Your kids look like the angelic version of themselves. You look skinny. YOU LOOK SKINNY!
How did I do that?!?!
Well...I can't give away all my secrets, but here is the bottom line: I am the professional. It's my job to make all that happen and that is why...
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